Ted Poe: Illegal Immigrants are like Grasshoppers????????

"Now it seems to me that if we are so advanced with technology and manpower and competence that we can capture illegal grasshoppers from Brazil, in the holds of ships that are in a little small place in Port Arthur, Texas on the Sabine River. Sabine River, madam speaker, is the river that separates Texas from Louisiana. If we're able to do that as a country, how come we can't capture the thousands of people that cross the border everyday on the southern border of the United States? You know they're a little bigger than grasshoppers and they should be able to be captured easier.

Results of grandpa's Friday afternoon

research on Mr. Poe:

Ted's Favorite Movie and has it in VHS and Blu Ray

Ted Poe Campaign Headquarters in Humble, TX

Ted Poe's Campaign Manager

Ted's Best Friend from High School as

he always had Ted's backside covered

In his youth, Ted was an accomplished guitar player.

Ted loves his weekend Humble, TX auto swap meets