Ben Bernanke to testify before the Senate Banking Committee (sitting in their underwear)

Fed Chairman Ben S. Bernanke will give his semiannual report on monetary policy to the Senate Banking Committee Wednesday and will testify at the House Financial Services Committee on July 22.

I don't know what else to do, all I have done is

University stuff...

Ben, I know you are testifying Wednesday and when

Ron Paul gets in your face, just dial it down

and take a deep breath.

It worked for me when Elizabeth Warren

was in my face about the

whole AIG/Goldman Sachs thing.

Just imagine the Senate Banking Committee

sitting there in their underwear...really,

it works...I did it for almost 20 years.

Ben, I know the finanical reform bill is basically

bunk however we expanded your authority and you

are now like a God, so I really

need you to sell it during your testimony as

we really need to public to invest in the market.

Just relax. You do this twice a year. Remember what

Greenspan told you about them sitting there in

their underwear? How do you think I almost got away

with a $750 Billion 3 page TARP plan!